- start your homework friday
- get as much done as you can in advance
- keep working ahead on assignments
- i promise this feels so good u will be instantly less stressed and sunday nights are not as scary
- Taurus (zodiacsociety)
I asked Siri if I’d ever get married and it consulted the magic conch
If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying
bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
this is never not funny
A collection of Ways to Tie a Necktie
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Maybe the best line of the whole series.
West End musicals.